Don’t watch anime bc ur expectation in boys will literally go up 5000%
(Source: averileonard, via yugiohslavic)
hey kids don’t mess with luigi boards
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
(Source: omwrecker, via direarlgrey)
The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.
That’s how it starts man.
That’s how it fucking starts.